What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?